The cop whistled at the black Alto and asked to stop.Knock, knock. "Roll down the windows you freak."
The cop: License Please!
Sorry sir, I don't have one.
Cop: What?, Show the registration.
Sorry Sir, but this is not my car.
Cop: Fine!, Do you know what's the penalty for not carrying the papers?, 500 Bucks!.
Sorry Sir, I'm a government servant, and have not got salary this month.
Cop: OK then, pay me 200, without receipt.
Sorry Sir, forgot my wallet at home.
Cop: What the F***!, go off you bastard.
Thank You Sir. But Sir.
Cop: NOW WHAT?
Sir I need your help.
Cop: FOR WHAT?
Sir, the car is running out of gas, could you please lend me 500 bucks?
haha! good one... btw ur also is of black colour ??
haha.... if only we could all do that :-)
A Good one
LOL nice!! ;)
lol! how pathethic can someone be! :P
Ha..ha..ha.. oh! I am ROFL.
@AS:
Thanks dear, I got Spark LS, Platinum Metallic colour.
@Raaji:
If only. :)
@Survivor:
Thanks Dear.
@Choclate Lover:
Thanks
@Shruti:
Just a thought. :D
@Solilo:
:D Maybe you should try it sometimes, it works. :)
great idea. should remember this next time am stopped by the traffic police.
Good one... between nice place to visit.. :)
Take care
LOL :) This must have made the cop's day... ha ha :) :) If only we could really do this!!! :)
ho ho nice one...i wrote a similar blog only the difference being i was involved in the madness! :) c ya around dude!
Funny, but will the beggar bastards let you off without taking at least 10 bucks? The motherfuckers will rob their dead mothers.