Teacher: Define Ohm's Law?
Student: Sir Ohm's law states that the current passing through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the potential difference across the two points, and inversely proportional to the resistance between them.
Second Year of college
Teacher: Can you define Faraday's Law?
Student: Well Sir em...well....Faraday's law is a law given by Faraday. It finds its application in electrical engineering.
Third Year of college
Teacher: Do you have any idea about Gauss's Law?
Student: Sir it can be defined as em... well it is defined as.........are you asking about Gauss's law?.
Sorry sir I forgot the question could you please repeat it?.
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Sir i shall come prepared next time for sure.
Final Year of college
Student: Sir what is Newton-Raphson's method?
Teacher: It is $%)%#!%^* given by +!*(&%##@&** and used for %$*@(&^$% !
And finally the student becomes a full time engineer (maybe).
Lols.. ;) So which year are you in??
:)... how does it matter anyway, i guess an engineering degree these days is only a step towards becoming a S/W pro or an MBA ..... am i rt?
Very creative and thaz what it is about books and boards isn't it.
LOL Man!
That was Hilarious but true :P
atleast with me! :P
but my sub is computers! ;)
-I
hahaha, it is fantastic deduction.
This year is your final year of Electrical Engineering, Sunil?
Have a successful time!
@Sam:
Hi there,
I'm currently in the final year. Enjoying my last 40 days or so at NIT Hamirpur.
@Naveen:
I agree with you. But i'll be joining a gov't organization.
@Priya:
Thank you. Yes I agree. :)
@Impressionist:
Computers!!! Then you might have more dreadful experiences than me. :D
@Krystyna:
Thanks a lot dear. :)
BINGO!!!
but in d final year, even teachers come to know, that this guy knows nothing.. so they themselves dont bother asking questions!
hahahaha...reminds me of my engineering days. We used to say," you're not an engineer unless you know how to do GT (glass tracing) without getting caught!"
Happy Holi to you too...thanks for reminding me, I had forgotten. :-)
@pranay:
Welcome friend.
Yes! & by the final year students too get a bit smart. :)
@Megha:
Hahaha....
Happy Holi!.
Should I have been an engineer to understand this post?
lol!!
how true!
4th yr tak aate aate acha khasa student bhi duffer ban jata hai!
@Solitaire:
Nope dear. None of my articles here are esoteric. :)
@Gunj:
Hahahah!!!! Sahi kaha aapne. :D
Lolz!
good .. true ... and perfect ;)_
gr8 ...reminds me my degree period and those funny interviews in practicals with specifically unknown with both answer as well as questions..... liked the post ....
lol....you reminded me my physics days! I loved it...
good humor
Cheers